How many men does it take to clean a toilet? ...None, duh. Men don't clean toilets.
---CoolGuy
The Sunday School teacher asked her students, "Why did Mary and Joseph take baby Jesus to Jerusalem with them?" One little student replied, "Because they couldn't get a babysitter."
--e-mail from my sister
"It's just amazing! That tornado tore through there and just completely missed one side of that room."
--comment from Grandma upon seeing our daughters' bedroom once when they were about 9 & 10 years old.
"Grandma, you look like you're going to have a baby!"
--My granddaughter, two weeks ago.
(You see I don't have a 6-pack---I have a Capri Sun pack.)
"Traditionally, literature makes much of the beauty of fleeting things and the delight of the bittersweet mixing of pain and pleasure. But no one ever said that heaven was seasonal or fleeting. Heaven is always portrayed as blissfully monotonous, one bright blue day after another forever and ever. Rather like California."
About Me
- Earth Sign Mama
- Daughter of two, sister of seven, wife of one, mother of five, grandmother of four, teacher of nine-year olds.
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