I opened my mail on Friday and it made me look around my kitchen for tiny cameras, or perhaps bugging devices in the light fixture.
The top of the page read in huge letters: EXPERIENCING HOT FLASHES?
Um, well, yes. How did you know? You mean it's that obvious to everyone? Well, don't just send me letters, HELP!
Oh, as I opened up the whole page it was actually a solicitation for some clinical study. Okay. It was sent to women of a certain age--us Elders of the Tribe. Okay--call off the search for the surveillence items.
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