- Did you know there are Spam Single Servings in a little foil pouch?
- I felt guilty picking up a bunch of bananas because the produce man had just finished creating a lovely circle of bananas along the bottom edge of the display area. But...those were the ones I wanted.
- Why are my favorite lunchbox cookies always on the top shelf and so hard to reach?
- I stood in line at a "wholesome" store today to buy things, and they have conveniently placed a self-serve bakery/cookie rack right where you have to wait. Cruel.
- How many versions of lettuce do you want to have to choose from? Let me count...
- Does anyone else run out of a particular item one day, and then for the next six weeks, every time you're in the store, you nervously pick up one more, just in case. And now I have an over-abundance.
- QUIT CHANGING MY FAVORITE TOILET PAPER. It was just fine the way it was.
- How many flavors of coffee creamers exist? Vast, vast amounts.
- Must resist buying more tiny tomatoes---eat the ones you have lady.
- QUIT CHANGING THE CAT'S FAVORITE CAT FOOD. She doesn't adapt well.
- No, really, I don't want the multi-pack of red peppers. I don't get them eaten fast enough.
- Tillamook yogurt--I love you.
- Finally! Chocolate graham crackers are back! They disappeared during December. Every store I went to was out. And the supply people whom I questioned, didn't even know it. Weird.
- Instead of help out to the car, I wish they'd come to my house and put away all the groceries I bought. That would really be a service!
"Traditionally, literature makes much of the beauty of fleeting things and the delight of the bittersweet mixing of pain and pleasure. But no one ever said that heaven was seasonal or fleeting. Heaven is always portrayed as blissfully monotonous, one bright blue day after another forever and ever. Rather like California."
Yes, and by coming home to unload the groceries they'd learn how to better pack groceries in the bags in the first place! Great post.
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